i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat
idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious”
(via d3ssins)
Some of u guys really just need to eat a warm butter croissant and settle down a little
I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life
Sometimes you have to just treat yourself like an overtired toddler.
“Okay, as soon as you finish this assignment you can take a little nap.”
“You just cleaned your room, good job!”
“Hmm..maybe eating a snack will stop you from wanting to cry.”
Sometimes? I think you mean all of the time.
why is my grandma so crunchy
im gonna ask her about her crunch
this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
The ‘what color’ guy is going places
because its not a guy
(via hotboyproblems)
